Center Parcs (briefly) said it would shut for the Queen’s funeral – 23 funniest responses
13.
Presumably someone at @CenterParcsUK worked out that, what with the new monarch already being 73, they had accidentally launched a policy that would soon make it too risky for anyone to ever make a booking with them ever again.
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) September 14, 2022
14.
when the center parcs cops come to remove me from the pancake house on Monday pic.twitter.com/dWImxfclnW
— Alan White (@aljwhite) September 13, 2022
15.
Her Majesty absolutely loved Center Parcs and used to say "it's all the best things about going on holiday without the hassle of flights, passports, etc…you can just drive there in a couple of hours" so it's good and right that they evict all their paid-up residents for a day.
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) September 13, 2022
16.
I’d rather watch Center Parcs booting people of their sites on Monday than the funeral to be honest.
— Feargal (@FKiernan5) September 13, 2022
17.
Not sure how Center Parcs is going to be topped. Twycross Zoo sacrificing a chimp as a tribute, maybe? Registrars forcing all children born next Monday to be called Elizabeth?
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) September 13, 2022
18.
Grief competition in full fucking swing now. Center Parcs miles in front. Imagine being there. Jesus Christ.
— Sleaford Mods (@sleafordmods) September 13, 2022
19.
Center Parcs visitors leaving the resort at 8am to go and sit in the car until 4pm pic.twitter.com/ock19QxJyP
— Sean Bernard (@seanbgoneill) September 13, 2022
20.
if center parcs customers are looking for a place to stay on monday night, they could always try holding up a sign that says ‘not my king’ and i’m sure the metropolitan police will find them a room. pic.twitter.com/s2FRpPVsOw
— Daniel Schofield (@dannyschof81) September 13, 2022
21.
I’m closing Center Parcs… for a day pic.twitter.com/2555uQr23n
— Matthew Fellows (@fattmellows) September 13, 2022
22.
A LOT of speculation about what the queen would or wouldn’t have wanted. So, for the avoidance of doubt, when I die:
1. Center Parcs should be closed for a day
2. Wetherspoons should be closed for a week
3. Jeremy Clarkson should be closed for a year— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) September 13, 2022
23.
Can’t believe people still go to Center Parcs when an all-inclusive trip to Space with an original van Gogh painting thrown in is cheaper.
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) September 13, 2022
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