‘What do you swear on your life to be 100% true?’ – 23 proper truth bombs (with no proof whatsoever)

13.

‘Sunday does not have 24 hours.’
Fake_memelord

14.

‘Disney made “Frozen” so that when you Google “Disney frozen” you would get search results about the movie and not about Walt Disney supposedly being cryogenically frozen.’
Eloquentdyslexic

15.

‘If your bus is late, spark up a cigarette and it will instantly arrive.’
Global-Program-437

16.

‘Rocks are soft and squishy. They just tense up when you touch them.’
Barnaby_Cuckoldsniff

17.

‘If I’m having a bad day it can always get worse.’
TheeJimmyHoffa

18.

‘That our phones are listening to us in order to hit us with relevant advertising. Too many times now I’ve been talking about something, or been in a situation, and an advert for it popped up an hour or so later.’
mykeuk

19.

‘That disagreeing with someone’s opinion isn’t an attack on them.’
trendz19

20.

‘Every cart I pull at Walmart has at least one square tire.’
SettledWater

21.

‘Being alone is better than having the wrong people in my life. Prove me wrong.’
DefiantSnake

22.

‘I am better looking than my twin brother.’
StevenTheFancyVance

23.

‘Time passes quicker the older you get. Do the things right now that you want to do, don’t wait for later.’
opticon12000

And that last one prompted an explanation which might also belong to the ‘100% believe it’s true’ or it might actually be true. Either way, we’re off to book a skydiving course.

‘Your brain reuses pathways to make memories when it can. If you do the same thing every day then it reuses them rather than forming new pathways and new memories.

‘Reusing an existing pathway makes time feel faster, forming new ones makes it feel slower. The older you are, the more pathways you have to reuse. The more settled down you are into a routine, the more you reuse the same ones.

‘The more weird and crazy shit you do, the longer your life feels. So go out and do new things, live in new places, try new experiences and you’ll have a longer life.

‘Also, adrenaline makes you save memories more vividly, so scare the shit out of yourself whenever you can.’
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