Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
You come to me on the day I'm eating taco bell in my car and ask for a favor?
Yeah fine, I got nothin else going on— Angie B (@Angibangie) November 5, 2022
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Today I achieved my greatest success, a feat unknown to many. I finished BOTH the shampoo and conditioner bottles AT THE SAME TIME.
— Lisa Sell, Author (@LisaSellAuthor) November 6, 2022
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the terminally online partner explaining the necessary ten minutes of context for the blissfully offline partner to understand the tweet they're about to show them: pic.twitter.com/gC562Sww1N
— JRR PARODY Jokien 🗡️🏹🪓 (@joshcarlosjosh) November 7, 2022
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— Mary Pat Boyd (@MaryPatBoyd1) November 4, 2022
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Oh good my algorithm has adjusted to divorced dad settings. pic.twitter.com/Vm2mYU2zbo
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) November 10, 2022
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I'm sorry, but before WFH, how did we ever get any laundry done?
— Olivia Foster (@LivsFoster) November 10, 2022
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I completed a wash cycle but forgot to put the laundry in. Follow me for more tips on how to fight climate change.
— The Ciscokidder (@TheCiscoKidder) November 7, 2022
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William Shatner sliding into dms like pic.twitter.com/f56N4GzZn1
— Breakfast 🍩☕🍑 (@donutscoffeeme) November 6, 2022
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You laugh but Mrs. Claus was once a big city career girl in stiletto heels who went back to her home town for Christmas and fell in love with a bearded artisanal toymaker. 900 years later her life is a living hell
— Rachel Shukert (@RachelShukert) November 6, 2022
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My son has a dentist appointment at 2.30pm tomorrow. At only 17 he has already achieved the dental joke dream I’ve been striving to reach for 46 years.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 7, 2022
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Deciding to do a "how I budget" video but it's just me buying whatever I want and not budgeting at all and then crying when I get my credit card bill every month
— KarateAndPopTarts (@KarenReneK) November 8, 2022
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"To be honest, I've felt better" – Translation: I'm quite surprised I'm even alive.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 7, 2022
25.
Welcome to car thieves anonymous. Please take a Seat.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) November 9, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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