27 hilarious dad jokes to help take the edge off
14.
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
58.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 2, 2022
15.
Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts group.
I see a lot of new faces here today.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 13, 2022
16.
My wife told me I ruined her birthday.
But I didn't even know it was her birthday.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 23, 2022
17.
l asked my phone: “Siri, why am I so
bad with women?”She said: “I'm Alexa you moron.”
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 16, 2022
18.
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 27, 2022
19.
Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small
surgery, don't panic.Me: But my name isn't David.
Doctor: I know. I'm David.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 16, 2022
20.
When you die, what is the last part of your body to stop working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 10, 2022
21.
Dude 1: “Hey bro?”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro?”
Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
Dude 2: “Brochure”
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 17, 2022
22.
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 10, 2022
23.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 13, 2022
24.
If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days…
…Just set it to the name of the current UK Prime minister and you should be fine.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 25, 2022
25.
Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.
It’s a vicious cycle.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 23, 2022
26.
A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 22, 2022
27.
My boss has threatened to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch, it might be me.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 16, 2022
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