25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Call me back in an hour. I’m starting a new roll of cling wrap.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) March 26, 2023
14.
Been to B&Q to get some titles for my self-published romance novels. pic.twitter.com/453AxwOqgu
— Daniel Benneworth-Gray (@gray) March 25, 2023
15.
My uncle was eaten by a lion at night. Your doo wop song disgusts me.
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon) March 26, 2023
16.
i’d join that midsommar cult. i love flower crowns and bear onesies.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) March 26, 2023
17.
Peter (alarmed) Jesus, what is that necklace?
Jesus: Isn't it cool? Judas made it for me! pic.twitter.com/koUbdjOMQE
— niteynite (@hoedeehoe) March 27, 2023
18.
The most depressing minutes of the day are after I have brushed my teeth before bed, paralyzed in a hellish food purgatory, no longer able to eat anything untill breakfast.
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) March 28, 2023
19.
one time i took a women's one-a-day vitamin twice in the same day and i accidentally lifted the fridge over my head
— erin chack (@ErinChack) March 29, 2023
20.
They say you should throw out anything you haven't used in six months. There goes the vacuum.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) March 27, 2023
21.
Let’s continue this argument later on when I’m alone in the shower and you’re not there to defend yourself
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) March 27, 2023
22.
[First day as a horse whisperer] ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵐᵘˢᶜᵘˡᵃʳ ᵈᵒⁿᵏᵉʸ
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) March 30, 2023
23.
before phones what did people look at while they were driving
— Jack Corbett (@jackcorrbit) March 26, 2023
24.
I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) March 29, 2023
25.
The pricier the food, the faster kids drop it on the floor
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 29, 2023
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