Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Devasted to find out Steven Spielberg is just another trophy killer. pic.twitter.com/ABktw8foKd
— Jane of the North (@JaneotN) July 3, 2023
14.
Apologies about the delay to the 16:10 to Alicante. We're just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a 'fuselage' takes a little time.
— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) July 5, 2023
15.
Me: Can I have a wee in private?
Cats: Everyone gather in the bathroom for the ‘private wee’! pic.twitter.com/vuIzX7RCSw— Amelia Pepper (@PervyPepper) July 3, 2023
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14 put my contact in his phone as birth-giver, his dad as birth-giver assistant, and his sister as rival spawn
— nika (@nikalamity) July 5, 2023
17.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 98% of the ones you do. Maybe this is not your sport.
— Matty (@bestestname) July 5, 2023
18.
She put petrol in it didn’t she 🤷♀️ #tennispitches pic.twitter.com/PPM3Is41Gx
— JPC (@jpxan71) July 3, 2023
19.
I just passed a magpie eating the mutilated body of another magpie, does that still count as joy
— beth ashley (@bethmayashley) July 2, 2023
20.
Her: what are you thinking about?
Me, thinking about the time I was drunk and chased a pig around the petting zoo: how much I love you— Avogadro’s House of Moles (@schumoo) July 4, 2023
21.
Teaching my kid what it's like to be self employed by making him cook his own dinner and then eating half of it.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) July 5, 2023
22.
Housing rates are so insane that it's even hard to find an affordable place on Elm Street these days
— Chad Opitz (@chadopitz) July 7, 2023
23.
Apparently it’s a no-no on a first date in a restaurant to lean across and ask, “Are you going to eat that?”
In my defence, the family at the next table did look like they had finished— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) July 6, 2023
24.
Angry sex is called grumpy-pumpy.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) July 6, 2023
25.
I might buy Twitter. It must be worth, what, 50p by now?
— Meryl O'Rourke (@MerylORourke) July 6, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Tweets of the Week
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