This advice for couples ‘triggered’ by Florence Pugh’s Oppenheimer sex scene had people hollering into next week
We haven’t seen Oppenheimer yet and if there was one thing likely to put us off it’s the three hour run time. That and the apocalyptic subject matter, obviously.
But it was neither the age discriminatory absence of an intermission nor the end of the world that is putting some people off. It’s the fact it includes – gasp – a sex scene.
And over on TikTok this person had some advice for a couple who wanted to see the movie but were ‘fully afraid of the Florence Pugh scene everyone is talking about’.
And it went wildly viral for reasons which will presumably become obvious.
this actually makes me feel like i’m losing my mind pic.twitter.com/gOZIbxz1mF
— bethany (@fiImgal) August 20, 2023
And here are our favourite things people said about it.
When there’s a sex scene in a movie my wife sprays me with a hose so I don’t break the TV trying to “get in there” https://t.co/VsxWAO2mvt
— ALEX PTAK’S SATIRE KITCHEN (@PtakTestKitchen) August 20, 2023
Guy who sees a movie about the creation of the most destructive weapon created in the history of mankind that psychologically destroyed every generation that followed but needs to look away from the screen when there are breasteses.
— Jonathan (@jonathanmb32) August 20, 2023
the boyfriend when florence pugh’s boobs came on screen https://t.co/lSh0UL3nOs pic.twitter.com/K1LirtV6m4
— cleo (@cleoofffilm) August 20, 2023
“have a plan and talk about it before you go” and it’s just florence pugh’s boobs. these people have fully lost the plot (literally)
— bethany (@fiImgal) August 20, 2023
are they just super christian? is that what this is? https://t.co/BXb5QPdnqB
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 20, 2023
bruh why are people so afraid of naked bodies like….we all have naked bodies
— alex ️ (@james_mcavoys) August 20, 2023
if you’re watching a movie about the making of the atom bomb, in which we see a person commit suicide, and the thing you’re bracing yourself for is a sex scene then I think you may have serious issues you need to work on https://t.co/tMNlQS0liw
— Keifer (@DannyVegito) August 20, 2023
Is she using “triggered” in place of “horny”?
— taylorbold. (@TaylorBold) August 20, 2023
I have to keep a spray bottle filled with vinegar when we watch tv because one time hubby saw Jessica Rabbit on a display tv at Best Buy and he went AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA HONK HONK and his bow tie started spinning uncontrollably and he hit himself with a cast iron pan https://t.co/T7YixAux2S
— nicole (@nicolearcher) August 21, 2023
And just in case you were thinking, like this person …
Hahah – surely this isn’t real?
— Granty (@granty__no1) August 20, 2023
it’s 100% real sadly
— bethany (@fiImgal) August 20, 2023
Source Twitter @fiImgal TikTok @thatsnotlove
To conclude …
The obliteration of humanity v Flo Pugh’s nips. https://t.co/wYnmB8WD8r
— Sarah Phelps (@PhelpsieSarah) August 21, 2023
Wait ’til they rent Blue Is The Warmest Colour.
Source Twitter @fiImgal
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