Ha-ha! People have been sharing the Simpsons quotes they use on a regular basis – 17 hilarious go-to one-liners
The Simpsons is one of the most beloved comedy shows for a reason: it’s packed to the gills with hilarious lines that were sweated over endlessly in the writers’ room.
There are so many amazing quotes that it’s hard to pick a favourite. From ‘you don’t make friends with salad’ to ‘you’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel’, viewers are spoilt for choice.
And we mention this after one of the show’s writers, Josh Weinstein, wanted to know which lines people use in everyday conversation.
I now say “Oh, that’s raspberry!” anytime I eat anything particularly good.
What Simpsons line do you use on a regular basis? https://t.co/xfzB2SVms2
— Josh Weinstein (@Joshstrangehill) June 4, 2024
Cue a deluge of perfectly cromulent replies which will embiggen your day-to-day chats.
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Every time I have to sit at a high top. pic.twitter.com/uPAorThg2R
— Pictures of Nixon (@picturesofnixon) June 4, 2024
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I answer every single phone call in this exact voice, regardless of who I’m talking to or how important it is. pic.twitter.com/9UzMfbTPss
— Jayden Libran (@JaydenLibran) June 4, 2024
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Me to my daughter, whenever we get out of the car. pic.twitter.com/smR7PqhZWR
— Colin Owens (@colinowens83) June 4, 2024
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They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I’m not made of stone! pic.twitter.com/u7hn9EkjMB
— wobbles (@wobbles) June 4, 2024
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“There’s your answer, fishbulb.” pic.twitter.com/O8lVklKVMr
— LEYLA (@leylairoyale) June 4, 2024
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I answer every single phone call in this exact voice, regardless of who I’m talking to or how important it is. pic.twitter.com/9UzMfbTPss
— Jayden Libran (@JaydenLibran) June 4, 2024
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They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I’m not made of stone! pic.twitter.com/u7hn9EkjMB
— wobbles (@wobbles) June 4, 2024
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Whenever somebody talks about I serious task, I usually say “Can we order Chinese food?” pic.twitter.com/8bDhcPEOrD
— Craig Needles (@NeedlesOnNews) June 4, 2024
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When someone asks me about someone I don’t know pic.twitter.com/hCWqURSfyt
— Jason (@Careeyo) June 4, 2024
