25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Once again, we find ourselves living in interesting times – considerably more interesting than most of us would like. For that reason, we very much hope that our weekly round-up of Bluesky’s funniest posts provides you with a welcome distraction for a few minutes.
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1.
Please stop saying the millennium bug wasn't real, it was actually very serious. My uncle caught it off a furby and died.
— Ed Jefferson (@edjefferson.com) February 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
2.
he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
— Amy Ash (@lolennui.bsky.social) February 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
3.
LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
4.
Why is nobody talking about this?
— The Secret Barrister (@barristersecret.bsky.social) February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
5.
Shazam app but for what that pain was in my 47 yr old body.
— Jack (@wakeupangry.bsky.social) February 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
6.
"Alas, poor egg yolk! I knew them, Horatio. Runny. With toasted soldiers."
— Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) February 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
7.
Americans call taps faucets but they call the water that comes out tap water. Can't see their empire lasting. Amateur hour stuff.
— John Moynes (@johnmoynes.bsky.social) February 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
8.
Things look bad right now but don’t forget there’s always a chance that Donald Trump will experience a moral awakening after an encounter with ghosts
— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) February 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
9.
That double Done A Poo would have been a triple had the wizard not drowned.
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) February 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
10.
My kid in a house made of snacks, lying on a bed made of snacks, wearing clothes made of snacks, while eating a snack: “Can I have a snack?”
— SpacedMom (@copymama.bsky.social) February 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
11.
i always carry a loaf of bread with me in case i encounter a hungry duck, or a nazi with coeliac disease
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) February 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
12.
Me without you is like a hipster without mustache wax and artisanal dark roast conflict-free coffee.