24 of our favourite non-serious Bluesky reactions to Trump declassifying the JFK files
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I read the JFK files and I still don't get why my flight was delayed
— Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) March 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I don’t need to read the 70,000 page JFK files to know his nephew is a lunatic
— Hannibal Chau (@hannibal-chau.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Finally finished the JFK files. I can't believe it, but it confirmed that the second shooter was… CAROLE BASKIN??
— Ben Pack (@packbenpack.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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the jfk files are one of the 11 herbs and spices in colonel sanders chicken
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Trump reveals that Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated JFK
— Andy Ostroy (@andyostroy.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I suspect we all have a few JFK documents we’ve been sitting on for a while and haven’t gotten around to releasing.
Here's mine.
— Captain Fanta (@sassy0210.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Decades of whining about how the CORRUPT government won't release the JFK docs to COVER UP the CONSPIRACY and then they're finally released they're too lazy to even read them
— Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) (@timhenke.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Thanks to Oliver Stone, you can imagine all your favorite actors in the pivotal roles as you read the JFK files
— Mr. Chau (@srirachachau.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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well cats out of the bag now, i killed JFK with the candlestick in the conservatory
— mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) March 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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The JFK files is 80,000 pages and still shorter than Bob Dylan's "Murder Most Foul."
— Steven Hyden (@stevenhyden.bsky.social) March 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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i know there's nothing in the jfk files because if there was something juicy trump would have just tweeted it
— acabylon bee (@acabylonbee.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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in like ten years we're gonna find out there actually was some wild secrets that were in the jfk files that went unnoticed cuz nobody actually bothered to read all that
— jenny_tightpants (@jtp.bsky.social) March 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
For those looking to confirm their conspiracy theories, it’s going to be a disappointing few days.
Hidden JFK files: Intriguing, mysterious, exciting
Actual JFK files: Files
— Jason Abbruzzese (@jasonabbruzzese.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you’re curious, you can read the files here –
Trump admin's release of JFK files just got posted here
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein.bsky.social) March 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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