These American Christians trying to stop an approaching tornado with the power of prayer is quite the watch
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14th century peasants transported through time to tornado alley
— husband autism (@totallynotabird) April 4, 2025
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Jesus wrangling an unruly tornado. As commanded in His name. pic.twitter.com/6piNgpkXld
— Branan Edgens (@branan_edgens) April 4, 2025
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this is how I talk to my cat when he’s about to scratch the couch
— nerpa mindset (@nerpamindset) April 4, 2025
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this is reddit atheist shit but i dont care it legitimately sends chills down my spine to see people brought down to this level of delusion, to know that any power in this world can turn a human being into this kind of babbling idiot is so deeply scary to me https://t.co/FBpeM2wB2n
— elbows (@TheEIbows) April 4, 2025
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Me when I’ve had too much to drink:
“We command all your rotation to stop, in Jesus name”
— ITYSLTDGarden☘️ (@ItysltdGarden) April 5, 2025
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*sips tea* in the name of jesus, you will stop your tornado shenanigans
— Artista Formalmente Conhecido como Lítio (@homembolata) April 5, 2025
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Like, even if you believe in a God, you really think he’s gonna go through all the work to make a whole-ass tornado and then just not use it? Did you skip past the Old Testament?
— Erik Stevenson (@OthrVirginiaGuy) April 4, 2025
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May your vertical vorticity approach zero in Jesus name, for no rear flank downdraft made to stand against the house of the lord shall prosper,
— thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) (@thumpasaurus1) April 5, 2025
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i like how they alternate between stuff like “In the name of Christ, we rebuke you” and “Go on, git”
— ️⚧️Boom Boom Henry Mancini️⚧️ (@Michell6454304) April 5, 2025
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American Christianity is little more than pagan nationalism with a cross slapped on it. Flag worship, prosperity gospel, and messianic politicians. No different than animists praying for rain. https://t.co/gOrdde7CgT
— लोविक 露伊克 (@Fremond_) April 6, 2025
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