Visitors to Hawaii get garlands but what would other US states hand out to new arrivals? These 17 Americans totally nailed it
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Nasa went into orbit with its fabulous eclipse joke that put all the rest in the shade
Eclipse jokes overshadowed everything else on the internet for a few hours – 27 favourites
Watch this heckler get hilariously owned into the next decade after messing with the wrong comedian
CNN’s 52-second list of his absurd excuses is Donald Trump in a nutshell
Donald Trump ‘wants to deliver some of the closing argument’ in his fraud case and Mark Hamill summed up perfectly
This American woman’s tour of her ‘hydration station’ had people gasping all over the internet
You don’t have to be American to appreciate this fabulously savage ‘day in the life of an American’ (but it helps)
There’s not enough WTF in the world to react to this ‘God Made Trump’ advert
Trump turned his genius to thoughts of magnets with (accidentally) hilarious consequences – 16 scathing reactions
Trump spending New Year watching Vanilla Ice is every bit as terrible as that sounds – for all concerned
This far-right MAGA activist’s call for a vote strike if Trump is off the ballot isn’t the threat she thinks it is
One Trump-loving gun nut’s idiotic theory about driving licences almost drove the interviewer over the edge
This lift to Santa’s Grotto in a department store is the true magic of Christmas
Donald Trump claims a general said he was the bravest little boy in the world, or something – Chinny reckon times 12