‘What is your best ‘I say it wrong on purpose’ example?’ – 21 people determined to be annoying for no reason

12.

‘My Italian ex girlfriend would get really pedantic about Italian words sending in o=singular, i=plural (so multiple cappuccinos are cappuccini, for example). I started doing it to non-Italian words and the look on her face when I offered her a susho, or called a smiley face an emojo, was always hilarious.’
–pollyp0cketpussy

13.

‘Anytime I’m stating an opinion on something where I’m not an expert, I just add ‘ologist’ to the end of some randomly related word. The more awkward it is to say, the better.

‘I’m not a bird-ologist but penguins are a superior species.’

‘I’m no brain-ologist but you should really be kinder to yourself.’

‘I’m not a law-ologist but that sounds like you committed at least three felonies this weekend.’

Tons of fun.’
–LogicBalm

14.

”It’s what it’s.’ Saves me so much time.’
–HowCanBeLoungeLizard

15.

‘I don’t think I’ve said the word ‘microwave’ correctly since that one Nigella Lawson video.’
–jellybeanmoons

16.

‘Sangwich. That’s how my grandpa said it.’
–helen_burns

17.

”Wash-yer-sister-sauce’.’
–twilightmoons

18.

‘I like to refer to Dumbledore as Gandalf and vice versa. Really ruffles some feathers.’
–AeternumNoctem

19.

”Irregardless’ is my fave. Also my husband writes dates like 1nd 2rd 3st.’
–Slight-Government-43

20.

‘I like to say ‘libary’ instead of ‘library’ just to see if people will correct me. It’s one of those little things that makes me giggle every time.’
–cozybreezee

21.

‘You’re a poet and you didn’t even know you were.’
–probably-the-problem

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