25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I may be stupid but I never confused a wolf with my grandmother.
— SentientBunnySuit (@SuitSentient) May 4, 2025
14.
Most addicting things on earth:
1. Social Media
2. Cigarettes
3. Watching your boss fail at doing your job after he says “let me show you how to do it right”.— L I Z (@LivedAHobbit) May 5, 2025
15.
I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully I was already there.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) May 6, 2025
16.
Dads like to say “here comes trouble!” But it’s just another dad wearing a backwards hat
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) May 7, 2025
17.
Refrigerators should record everything that happens after 8pm so the next morning you have to watch what you did.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) May 7, 2025
18.
“Can’t talk now, I’m wiping snot on the couch.”
– My kids, probably
— redyellowgreendance (@RYGdance) May 6, 2025
19.
My doctor says I should set short-term goals if I want to quit thinking up names for toddler tribute bands. Baby steps.
— Gareth George – Groan Man (@groanman2020) May 6, 2025
20.
You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) May 6, 2025
21.
BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
— Jim Osman (@EdgeCGroup) May 5, 2025
22.
the celery stick is just a shovel to move more intriguing flavors into your mouth hole
— ོ (@ardentreflexion) May 7, 2025
23.
Going to Costco: Anybody need 5 pounds of cashews or a couch?
— Kristen (@Kica333) May 4, 2025
24.
If you can’t say something nice about my nonprofit foundation dedicated to getting Teddy Roosevelt sandblasted off Mount Rushmore, don’t say anything at all.
— Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) May 6, 2025
25.
More sports should adopt hockey’s brilliant innovation of sending players to a tiny plexiglass jail when they break the rules
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) May 4, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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