25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn
— captain bleach (@blainecapatch.bsky.social) May 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
14.
If you need a toilet powerful enough to flush 7 billiard balls the problem is not with your plumbing it's with your diet.
— SeaTea (@tierno158.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
15.
Knowing all the words to Ice, Ice Baby and having boobs has gotten me way farther in life than geometry, but cool rhombus bro.
— Daisy (@daisy91.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
16.
*tosses match winning ball to child*
*Gets banned from ten pin bowling*
— Frenchy's prospecting (@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social) May 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
17.
Three things birds can do better than me
1. Fly
2. Find worms
3. Get up early— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) May 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
18.
"this is what separates us from the apes" – me presenting my new invention, the ape separator.
— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
19.
the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
20.
It seems to me that folk are either cat-people or dog-people.
It also occurs to me that I should maybe lay off the PCP for a while.
— bacon popsicle (@gupton68.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
21.
jeff: i’m a chef
geoff: i am also a cheof
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) May 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
22.
She was tough, like trying to stab a crouton with a plastic fork.
— Gian D’Oh (@giandoh.bsky.social) May 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
23.
The customer is always right. Our store sucks and has a weird smell. Have a great day, ma’am.
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon.bsky.social) May 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
24.
Having allergies is so embarrassing. Could I have some medicine? Nature wants me dead.
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) May 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
25.
Doctors are all “don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t salt your food, don’t use all the tongue depressors and fancy swabs and exam table paper to build a horse while you’re waiting blah blah blah
— Cap’n Watsisname (@capnwatsisname.bsky.social) May 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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