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21 things likely to happen when women meet their friends for a bottomless brunch

12. Someone will feel sick.

13. Someone will suggest shots (usually the person who at the start of the brunch said they were going to go easy on the drinking today)

14. There will be some sort of drunken drama.

15. Someone will drunkenly phone their ex.

16. Someone will get overly emotional.

17. Part of someone’s outfit will cause them to malfunction.

18. Someone will get so drunk that their partner has to come and pick them up early.

19. Someone will only realise just how drunk they are when they go outside and the fresh air hits them.

20. At least one person will want to get more food before they go home as the avocado on toast and Eggs Benedict just didn’t quite hit the spot.

21. Most of the group will be home and asleep by 7pm.

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