25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Welcome back to our round-up of the funniest stuff we’ve spotted on Bluesky over the past seven days. We think there’s a little something to suit everyone, so if you find any that make you laugh, show them some love.
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"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
— oldfriend99 again (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) June 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I might be wrong here but this is not my understanding of their dynamic
— Benito Cereno (@benitocereno.bsky.social) June 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Virgo: You will receive a beautifully engraved invitation to a burial at sea with a surprise guest of honor. Wear something biodegradable.
— Sorrowscopes (@sorrowscopes.bsky.social) June 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This popped into my head today and I had to make it a reality. Sorry, everybody.
— Gavin Jasper (@gavin4l.bsky.social) June 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Not saying it's hot on the London Underground today, but I've just seen Virgil leading Dante down the steps at Baker Street tube station. They'll be taking the Circle Line.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Funny how so called "cosy crime" novels are always about murder rather than raffle fraud.
— Paul Sinha (@paulsinha.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Today we celebrate the 100th birthday of the winner of the first World Spelling Bee, Vaclav Spelçek.
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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At six o'clock this evening, I will have been 'freelance' for 15 years.
— Justin Lewis (@whenisbirths.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Not many people know this, but the Dalai Lama owns a sandwich shop called the Deli Lama. He has a happy hour where for the price of a single-ingredient sandwich he’ll make you one with everything.
— Adam Sharp (@adamcsharp.bsky.social) July 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Conspiracy theorists should be required to do work experience in government departments so they can see firsthand the impossibility of any vast secret government conspiracies.
— Anon Opin (@anonopin.bsky.social) July 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Stay cool in the hot weather by adding a handful of ice cubes before boiling your kettle and, hey presto, iced tea!
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) July 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Top three reasons people don’t get married:
• Fear of commitment
• Uncertainty about the future
• Cotton Eye Joe