‘When did you realize you weren’t dating a functional adult?’ – 21 tell-tale signs to watch out for
12.
‘I would have to tell him to brush his teeth.’
–Zestyclose-Season950
13.
‘When he asked if he had to wash his hands ‘every time’ after taking a dump. It was cya later after that one.’
–Pale-Meringue-2410
14.
‘When he broke my bed by jumping on it like a little kid. We broke up shortly after that, and he ended up moving in with a mutual friend. She told me he broke her futon doing the same thing.’
–Haterade_ONON
15.
‘When any time I spent away from her was assumed to be cheating on her.’
–Think-Culture-4740
16.
‘When his lease ended and he asked to move in with me, rent free, for what ended up being three months to ‘figure stuff out’, all while being ‘not ready’ to call me his girlfriend.’
–garlicfaery
17.
‘When she made fun of me for getting emotional and sobbing when I found out my grandmother was in the hospital in critical condition after a serious fall during a surprise phone call from my dad. She wanted a ‘composed’ boyfriend. Safe to say I ended that relationship real quick after that.’
–FloorGeneral2029
18.
‘Paid every single bill by myself for six years and when I broke down and cried to her about our financial woes she said ‘maybe you need to look for a second job’.
Took way too long to come to the truth that she wasn’t going to get better. Ended things that year. I cried when my current partner Venmoed me their half of the bills for the first time.’
–BatFromAnotherWorld
19.
‘Can we go to your place? My mom comes to clean my house on Thursdays.’ His mom was 66. I didn’t want to raise a manchild.’
–kaysa5
20.
‘When he asked why on earth anyone would have a savings account.’
–Pickles_McBeef
21.
‘When we were out to dinner with his family. The salad course came out. Caesar salad with anchovies. He was a picky eater. I swear to god his eyes started to well up when it was placed in front of him. I see him look at his mom. She asks the waiter to take it away and get him one without anchovies. He was 34.’
–itslizagain
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