Guns N’ Roses’ Paradise City has been getting a whole lotta puntastic rewrites on Bluesky. 17 nailed-on smash hits
10.
Take me down to the paradox city where the box contains both a live and dead kitty
— Muntzert (@muntzert.bsky.social) October 22, 2024 at 11:31 AM
11.
take me down to aggregate city,
where rock is angular and sand is gritty— Genderflux Superfluid (@rewhan.bsky.social) August 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
12.
Take me down to the parallel city
Where the grass is equidistant and never meets and the girls are equidistant and never meet— Darren Leathley (@dmleathley.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
13.
Take me down to the parallel city where the grass is green and the vocals are instead sung by Bill Bailey, which is actually Axl Rose's real name, although, ironically, Bill Bailey's real name is Mark.
— @Julianshea.bsky.social (@julianshea.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
14.
Take me down to the paraffin city where the grass is on fire and the girls are on fire OH NO!
— Barbarossa⚡️ (@barbarossa69.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
15.
take me down to the eminem city
where the palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy— Ninji (@ninji.dog) August 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
16.
Take me down to the paradox city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn.co.uk) August 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
17.
Take
me down
to the
parabolic city
where the
section is
conic and
y is ax²+bx+c— Alexis (Taylor’s version) (@lexistwit.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A tip of the top hat to this final one.
— tzikeh (@tzikeh.bsky.social) October 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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