Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
My therapist said I have trust issues but I think he was wearing a wire
— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) August 29, 2025
14.
a less established actress would still be lying there https://t.co/3KZ2fwr4Dk
— staid (@staidindoors) August 28, 2025
15.
Getting into male dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch
— 🙁 (@itsoverkitten) August 29, 2025
16.
If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.
— PHABO (@whoisphabo) August 28, 2025
17.
Do you have this with larger typeface on the cover? I'm going to be reading it performatively
— John Attridge (@John_Attridge) August 28, 2025
18.
They accidentally put Miracle Whip on my sandwich instead of mayonnaise… pic.twitter.com/WJ2LYD9ViT
— (@MoMohler) August 29, 2025
19.
Scars are tattoos with grit, shouting, "I fought life and won or I’ve handled many cats in my lifetime."
— Darla (@ddsmidt) September 1, 2025
20.
The most British headline you will ever read. pic.twitter.com/hCIarslH80
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 1, 2025
21.
It’s very important we don’t get ahead of ourselves but I think it’s probable that Palace will win the league and the cup and the Conference thingy and the snooker at the Crucible.
— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) August 31, 2025
22.
Someone is writing Christmas cards specifically for the Olympian gods it seems… pic.twitter.com/si7c39oeFS
— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) August 30, 2025
23.
To anyone that has ever supported my tweets I appreciate you all and I wanted to say thank you before I take a much needed break. I’m sure you understand and I only ask that you keep me in your thoughts over the next three to four minutes until I return.
Thank you.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) August 30, 2025
24.
My wife just put a tin of posh shortbread in the kitchen cupboard with the instruction, “don’t touch them, they’re for Christmas.”
It begins. It officially begins.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 30, 2025
25.
“Hey team, I know it’s Friday but let’s get those cameras on and unmute our mics!” pic.twitter.com/Vz5J3koIeS
— Gavin Fernand (@gavinmakesmemes) August 29, 2025