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Trump’s homeland security chief Kristi Noem visited ‘war ravaged’ Portland and the footage was unintentionally hilarious – 17 takedowns direct from ‘Noem-ans Land’

Saul Hutson. Updated October 8th, 2025

Kristi Noem has one job: keep America safe.

Thank God she showed up in Portland, Oregon, then, where she put herself on the frontline of the war against street crime to see for herself just why Donald Trump is deploying the National Guard all over the place.

And the latest footage proved truly memorable for all the wrong reasons (hilariously funny) reasons.

Noem had a full camera crew on hand to capture the thrilling moment. Note the uniformed troops Noem keeps consulting throughout the clip. One can only imagine the invaluable strategies those troops had to deal with… *checks notes* a couple of random locals standing around on a street corner.

The Twitterverse was also loitering, ready to share their thanks to Noem for keeping them safe.

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