Nigel Farage flounced out of PMQs for good because other MPs keep picking on him – 18 funniest and totally on-point smackdowns

John Plunkett. Updated October 22nd, 2025

10.

Me, me, me, me, me and me https://t.co/E2Ip0ol2Wd

— Chris Clarkson (@ToryMemo82) October 22, 2025

11.

Listen love, you’re trying ever so hard…

… to clutch your pearls. Surprised you have a seat there when you spend most of your time in the US talking down the UK and begging for foreign interference. #pmqs pic.twitter.com/vYNFQuuT7W

— Eddie Burfi (@EddieBurfi) October 22, 2025

12.

Wow stunning bravery like we’ve never seen before https://t.co/EopaRcmOl1

— Will (@willglloyd) October 22, 2025

13.

He forgets that he’s not there for himself, he’s there to represent his constituents.

— Imogen (@Imogenlemon02) October 22, 2025

14.

Farage will take any opportunity to not do his job.

— Charles O’Hanlon (@Charles_OHanlon) October 22, 2025

15.

Performative BS for his cult. He knows exactly how the allocations system works for PMQs and how it’s always worked. pic.twitter.com/lK36jsy06r

— JaneAust100 (@aust1816) October 22, 2025

16.

Petulant little child! You do realise it’s call PMQs not FQs? You have to make it all about you. There is no “right to reply” – just a reminder you’re not PM or leader of a major party! Anyway, about the house in Clacton? #ReformRussianBribes

— Derek Conway (@UK_D_Conway) October 22, 2025

17.

man finds out how PMQs works: https://t.co/qfZwUPkL8m

— liv marshall (@livmarshalluk) October 22, 2025

18.

So you begged to get into Parliament just to sulk in the public gallery? Iconic

— Tom (@Tom_Rose__) October 22, 2025

Maybe he could use his absence to spend a bit more time in Clacton than dicking around in the gallery.

But the funniest response of all might go to this Farage fan (at least, we think they’re a fan) who said this.

They Dismissed Nelson Too.
Until his defiance saved a nation.

He challenged the order of things.
Refused to bow to rank or rule.

They called him reckless.
They called him proud.
They called him vain.

But courage often looks like defiance
to those who’ve forgotten what duty… pic.twitter.com/cAnJ4ZnrXF

— Nick Smith (@mansfieldrv6) October 22, 2025

Nurse? The screens.

Very last word to the estimable Chris Bryant.

The thing is Farage has always been a spectator happy to complain about the other players or the umpire but never take responsibility for the failures of his own policies. It’s a lucrative place of course, commenting from the touch line.

— Chris Bryant (@RhonddaBryant) October 22, 2025

Nailed it.

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