Weird World christmas mince pies
‘It doesn’t say Christmas on the mince pie box’ season gets earlier every year – 19 satisfyingly festive takedowns of the latest culture warrior
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It's still early November. You should be policing who is and isn't wearing a poppy on the telly. Moaning about private companies not using the word Christmas doesn't start for a few weeks.
— The Halcyon Order (@halcyonorder) November 1, 2025
11.
It’s too early for this, we are in poppy rage season
— DJ Seany (@official_seany) November 1, 2025
12.
Honest to god .Is there nothing that people like yourself will not use to try score ‘race’ points? Mince Pies are Mince Pies. They have never been called Christmas Mince Pies – it just goes to show how often in your life you’ve been shopping for them.
— RJD (@rjd1234567) November 1, 2025
13.
Every year, like fucking clockwork… pic.twitter.com/cEKhVO3wW1
— Мick (@MickSterl_1) November 1, 2025
14.
But thankfully Mr Kipling has brought out a mince pie for the outraged snowflakes. pic.twitter.com/MQrl4xjvZH
— Tom (@TomT828) November 1, 2025
15.
The rage bait calendar has reached “war on Christmas” every dickhead online is getting warmed up! https://t.co/dAIjJhga8p
— James Shanagher (@ShanagherJames) November 1, 2025
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I remember when they were called Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Pies and the box had photos of Paddington driving a Routemaster to the Somme. https://t.co/8AZQJTf3iY
— Mark Sweep (@riffraffhands) November 2, 2025
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No one in the history of time has ever called a mince pie a Christmas mince pie I honestly don't know how these people function https://t.co/3F8cI4vsdL
— Jack (@Jackobrfc999) November 1, 2025
18.
"At the going down of the mince, we will merry them"
Just have done with it and make them poppy-shaped with a bloody hotcross bun cross and 'merry Christmas & happy eater' embossed into the pastry case, you absolute carrot. https://t.co/RfFxf1J8jD
— the clockwork rides!™ (@silvergoatish) November 1, 2025
19.
Me ordering a mince pie, like a normal man:
"Can I have a Christmas mince pie please. Make sure it's a Christmas mince pie not a generic one." https://t.co/yIgLkGwett
— Sean Biggerstaff (@Seanchuckle) November 1, 2025
It’s going to get worse before it gets better.
Strap yourself in for these freaks for the next two months. https://t.co/wlBXOvvuCz
— Rebekka (@rebekkarnold) November 1, 2025
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