‘Ever come up with a genius idea while drunk, only to sober up and realise it wasn’t that great?’ – 19 dreams crushed by the cold light of day

11.

‘I came up with a recipe to replicate a Chiko Roll, for some reason. Probably a good thing I didn’t try to cook it at the time, for the trouble I seemed to have typing it out:

Quarter cabbage, chop this up good
A tattiie, shred him
An onion, chromp him and sizzle caramerilse
A spring onion, chop it and liefe hinm for larer

Moud it up into wee chipolastres cover in a pastry.
(which> type) and fry in thyem oils’
–gurnard

12.

‘I thought I had a genius book idea, the note in my phone read ‘sasquatch gets shaved, looks like human under all the hair, tries to blend in with society but is too squatch like’. So basically Harry and the Hendersons.’
–S-p-b-berry

13.

”Doorhanger voicemail’.™️

Imagine you’re staying at a hotel, but not in your room. What if someone wanted to reach you? Now they can! Simply whisper a recorded message into the ‘Do Not Disturb’ door hanger and the guest can listen to it upon returning…

Yeah, me either.’
–yoplaits

14.

‘I once thought it would be brilliant to try and write a full novel in one night while completely drunk. Woke up the next morning with a bunch of barely-coherent sentences and a headache, not my finest moment.’
–No-Still3456

15.

‘Yes, I wanted to make an app for people to matchmake with each other to have an MMA fight.’
–uselessprofession

16.

”Existence is stuff moving places.”
–elevencharles

17.

‘Dating app, but it’s only for one person. People sign up, then either swipe left or right, then all the options are gone. You can decide to go around again if you want to.’
–sundayultimate

18.

”1+1 equals 2, ONLY IF you follow the rules.’ I literally said that profundity out loud in all seriousness.’
–cinred

19.

‘I had the thought of prawn flavoured Pringles, or Prawngles. I maintain that the portmanteau is worth creating it regardless of the product.’
–stress8all

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