‘What’s the worst Secret Santa gift you’ve received?’ – 23 pathetic, petty or passive aggressive presents

13.

‘A giant wooden paperclip from my aunty. I genuinely would have rather received nothing, I was so baffled I couldn’t even act for a few seconds.’
–LitmusPitmus

14.

‘A candle. Not a scented one, or a coloured one or in a holder or anything. Just your standard, white candle.’
–yaiyogsothoth

15.

‘A mug which said ‘I’m a twat’ on the bottom. That publicly went in the bin. It’s a shitty thing to gift someone, especially at Christmas.’
–jiminthenorth

16.

‘A secondhand DVD of the film One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. Flummoxed.’
–Dorset_Cobbles

17.

‘It’s a toss up between the three bottles of supermarket own brand shampoo conditioner and shower gel badly wrapped and falling out. And the one from someone who just didn’t bother and gave me a fiver.’
–Osska8

18.

‘Bottle of shampoo. ‘Cos I’m bald you see so it’s hilarious.’
–Decalvare_Scriptor

19.

‘I’m autistic and genuinely thought that Secret Santa was meant to be a silly/ joke type present. I’d picked someone I’ve never met before and got her a signed, framed picture of Ainsley Harriott. Everyone else got really nice things. I didn’t own up to it.’
–mamabobbin

20.

‘I got a travel mug and hand warmer set with the slogan ‘Dog Mum’. I do like dogs but don’t own one. Also not an important point but we don’t use the word ‘Mum’ where I live.’
–gillybomb101

21.

‘A massive floppy rubber dick.’
–kellymacc

22.

‘Someone i know got a gift bag that contained a tube of Pringles, bag of peanuts and a box of mince pies. Person had clearly just gone to the shop at the last minute!’
–BiscuitCrumbsInBed

23.

‘I once organised the family Secret Santa and forgot my mum. So that was probably her worst gift. We didn’t do Secret Santa again.’
–FrustratedPlantMum

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