Look out, Canada! China will take away your ‘ice-hockey’, according to Trump – 19 stinging slap shots
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Tell me he’s not insane. Genius Trump sees all the way through everything.
“I know China very well, I know President Xi, he’s a friend of mine, I know him very well,” Trump said. “The first thing they’re gonna do is say you’re not allowed to play ice hockey anymore”
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-…— Mike_WA (@theothermike.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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“ice hockey”
— Brittlestar (@brittlestar.com) January 30, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Not even Reeves and Mortimer reached these levels of absurdity.
— weloveallthat (@weloveallthat.bsky.social) February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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He’s really gotta stop calling it “ice hockey” if he wants Canadians to take him seriously
— Alex (@alexinthe705.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Ahh fuck no, Ice Hockey is getting banned!?! Carney what have you done? Has anyone else heard this!?! Ice Hockey? Oddly China has a number of Ice Hockey teams so I think mister orange fuck face might be slightly off here. They are banning Cricket though, but that’s okay.
— Herge Smith (@hergesmith.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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It's almost as if he's making it up.
— mlws1.bsky.social (@mlws1.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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I just need to know if we’re still allowed to play cricket 😏
— Viva 🏴☠️ (@vivaf1.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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UK. Canada. Ice Hockey. Giraffe.
— V P Felmlee (@lilhistorian.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Boyo either has a source of really good or really cheap drugs.
— Doug Rutherford (@dougrutherford.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 5:23 AM
He’s going to be even worse if the Canada deal is better than his.
Wait til he learns Canada has cut such a great deal that China has agreed to play MORE hockey.
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