The internet wasn’t buying this recruiter’s instruction to stop writing ‘please find attached’ in emails – We hope these 19 funny reactions find you well
11.
find attached, if you even care https://t.co/jllt8k8U9o
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) February 10, 2026
12.
“find attached you useless fuck” https://t.co/l5xfG6TzPz
— michael 🙆🏻♂️ goldsmith (@mgoldsm) February 9, 2026
13.
“There are attachments in this email with us right now” https://t.co/bLLxDSMhH0
— captain depression (@cpt_depression_) February 10, 2026
14.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, The Attachments!” https://t.co/sdBNXRv45B
— jas (@jajajasurin_) February 10, 2026
15.
May the attachment answer the questions words could not. https://t.co/N1ndKLvtZw
— Refilwe Ntopa (@refilwepoetry93) February 10, 2026
16.
Tired: please see attached
Wired: read em and weep https://t.co/SLoCJHyv7t
— Broc_at_TheSkeenFirm (@broc_at_TSF) February 9, 2026
17.
Personally, I say, “Come get ya juice” https://t.co/jKoPmyVeGM
— DeShawn Mustard (@TiroOhP) February 10, 2026
18.
Look upon these words and find the clue
A file in red, another in blue
These scrolls, etched in sweat and blood
Will show you magic
And numbers true https://t.co/AfBMfHodTd— Haidy Zakaria is ✨On Draft 2✨ (@haidyzakaria) February 10, 2026
19.
"Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being choosen to receive this attachment." https://t.co/ibuD9zLAvs
— Shaolin F (@Kalahari_T) February 10, 2026
There’s always the nuclear option.
How about you just stop emailing me altogether huh? How about that? https://t.co/mTA8zV6cRz
— Reyda 🦖 (@MsReyda) February 10, 2026
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