Somebody asked what Oatly should be called now it’s not allowed to be ‘milk’ anymore – 22 legen-dairy ideas

13.

‘OATSPUNK. NOW 99% MORE RAGE INDUCING IN GAMMONS.’
–EvilTaffyapple

14.

‘Homogenised Oat Discharge.’
–Victorius_Meldrus

15.

‘M. I. L. K. Mammal-independent Lactose Knockoff.’
–ISayWhatYouCant

16.

‘Cereal moisturiser.’
–pattybutty

17.

‘Milque.’
–MagneticPsycho

18.

‘Mealk, because it’s made with meal (crushed cereals), and also because it would make people sound like doctor evil when they said it.’
–UserCannotBeVerified

19.

‘White Sadness.’
–Mr5wift

20.

‘Nutspunk is what my eldest calls all non dairy milk.’
–Coffin_Dodging

21.

‘Call it Oat You Want.’
–Artificial100

22.

‘Alternative Cow Juice.’
–chobobot

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