What’s your favourite Low Stakes Conspiracy Theory? 19 little things that could possibly be true

10.

‘We haven’t found alien civilisations yet because the kinds of radio signals we’re looking for are the galactic equivalent of farting in an elevator.’
–DrMux

11.

‘They don’t put glass toilet bowls in our house because we’d see the secret device that comes and claws away our dirty messes.’
WorldAroundEwe

12.

‘“Big tyre” and “Big suspension” are really in control of the UK highways budgets.’
–Davidrwb

13.

‘The iPhone’s keyboard isn’t glitchy, Apple just wants you to increase your screen-time by correcting your typos.’
–AwesomeAsian

14.

‘Email contact forms on websites are there so website support can avoid answering emails.’
–hitomienjoyer

15.

‘The Short Baguette Conspiracy.

‘Boulangers all across France are conspiring over years to shorten the baguette millimetre by millimetre, keeping the price the same.’
–mortycapp

16.

‘Goths don’t drive

‘I’ve seen Goths sitting as passengers in cars, or posting pictures online with cars. But never been sat a red light, looked across, and seen a Robert Smith lookalike at the wheel of a Kia.’
–swampapedraft

17.

‘The Loch Ness Monster was invented by the UK military to hide the fact there is a Secret Nuclear Submarine in the lake.’

‘I think they invented the myth because a large “creature” was repeatedly seen in the Lake and it matches the description of the Loch Ness Monster. Its head is probably the periscope checking to see if the coast is clear.’
–DoYouBelieveInThat

18.

‘The CIA invented the term “conspiracy theory” to unfairly smear conspiracy theorists.’
–duckorange14

Pretty sure that one is true.

19.

‘People deliberately make grammatical errors in there posts because they won’t more engagement. Pacifically, their looking for yaw comment correcting there error.’
–IOnluUpvoteBadPuns

Come to think about it, so is this one.

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