25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 2:43 PM
14.
After 18 years of friendship that blossomed from what was supposed to be a 1 night stand, 14 years of marriage and 3 beautiful children; my wife and I have decided that it's time to get a proper duvet cover that actually fits the duvet.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
— Frenchy's Prospecting (@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social) March 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
15.
I have no interest in this man’s problems
— Tarja Porkka-Kontturi (@tarjapk.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM
16.
Your dad when you say that Ricky Gervais isn't funny.
— Andy Churnwell (@churnwell.bsky.social) March 30, 2026 at 10:43 AM
17.
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow
SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana?
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head
DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
18.
Because of woke
— Twlldun (@twlldun.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 11:06 AM
19.
New renderings for the WH
— Lady with an opinion (@ladymitopinion.bsky.social) March 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM
20.
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75— Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) March 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
21.
BIRD_FOOT_FINAL_FINAL_FINAL_FINAL_USETHISONE.EVO
— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) March 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
22.
Can’t even have Spurs appoint Jermain Defoe as their interim manager. Because of Woking.
23.
rueing the day I will have to explain to my daughter that, once upon a time before mobile phones, you simply had to agree to meet someone somewhere and then actually be in the place you agreed at the time you said you'd be there, and people actually made this work
— Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) March 27, 2026 at 10:47 PM
24.
Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.
— Sridhar Ramesh (@radishharmers.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 6:20 PM
25.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
— Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein (@fklein907.bsky.social) March 30, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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