Donald Trump is punishing Iran for blockading the Strait of Hormuz by blockading the Strait of Hormuz, if you were wondering how stupid the timeline could get
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YOU'RE NOT BLOCKADING THE STRAIT IM BLOCKADING THE STRAIT
— Bill DeMayo (@BDeMayo) April 12, 2026
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Oh. So, why are we now having our navy blockading the Strait of Hormuz if “we won”, Iran has been “military decimated,”and the Strait was about to just “reopen on its own.” pic.twitter.com/QJp0iYbbqJ
— Hadley Sheley (@HadleySheley) April 12, 2026
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If you think gas prices are high now…oh boy. https://t.co/rWCe9NHtYZ
— Decoding Fox News (@DecodingFoxNews) April 12, 2026
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Expect a big week of market manipulation and insider trading. https://t.co/NKx20FaAnw
— Melanie D'Arrigo (@DarrigoMelanie) April 12, 2026
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Iran going to block the Strait of Hormuz only to find out the US already blocked it pic.twitter.com/b3IGBPR0bv
— Just a Dude Who Invests (@DudeWhoInvests) April 12, 2026
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Somehow, not the Onion. pic.twitter.com/EdpAQTQxE0
— Assal Rad (@AssalRad) April 12, 2026
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CAN TWO CLOSES MAKE AN OPEN pic.twitter.com/4HtTxn3Klf
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) April 12, 2026
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Ya know, I’m beginning to think Donald Trump doesn’t know how to play cards.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) April 12, 2026
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Waiting for the EU and China to get in on the blockade action pic.twitter.com/OLaXVJL5Kc
— Marc Owen Jones (@marcowenjones) April 12, 2026
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'Many people say my blockade is the best blockade in History."
-DJT
— (@LucifersTweetz) April 12, 2026
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Blockading a blockade is the work of a pure stable genius like no one has ever seen before. Only @realDonaldTrump could have thought of this.
It's like, "You think you can shoot at us? Well, we'll show you—we'll shoot ourselves!!"
We should all have tears in our eyes. pic.twitter.com/th1sI3DrkX
— George Conway ⚖️ (@gtconway3d) April 12, 2026
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I'm blockading the strait of Hormuz and so's my wife
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) April 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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So we are going to open up the Strait of Hormuz by blockading Iran?
We truly are governed by the dumbest fucking people in society. pic.twitter.com/ikWEzjjoqX
— Maine (@TheMaineWonk) April 12, 2026
The Iran Embassy in Thailand account posted this.
The new move from trump against our country is so comical that we don't even have a meme for it.
— Iran Embassy in Thailand ☫ (@IranInThailand) April 12, 2026
Hend Amry was on it.
Let me help. https://t.co/l2nHcj9ioL pic.twitter.com/4i8GolIYw5
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) April 12, 2026
That’s about the size of it.
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