25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Nude mud wrestling.
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
14.
The lyrics to 9 to 5 by Sheena Easton are a verbatim transcript from a witness statement she made to provide an alibi for her husband
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
15.
Congress officially demands a cognitive test for Donald. If we make it pay per view we can erase all US debt.
— Humor Satire Memes (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
16.
the cookie monster writes about food under an om nom nom de plume
— reni 🦌 (@reniadeb.com) April 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
17.
Eight time Trump voter here.
I’m appalled by his latest stunt and if he does it again like 13 more times I might actually consider maybe possibly giving the slightest pushback kind of, maybe.
— Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) April 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
18.
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
— David F. Sandberg (@ponysmasher.social) April 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
19.
British person (watching Sesame Street): My favorite is the Biscuit Monster
— Ray (@sireviscerate.myatproto.social) April 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
20.
Being married is easy, I don't know why people complain about it. All you have to do is ask what your partner needs, actually listen to the answer, then figure out how you're going to train a variety of woodland creatures to put ancient curses on their enemies. It's literally so simple.
— Crockett Houghton (@crocketthoughton.com) April 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
21.
I hear something and think “that would be a great name for an album” so many times that I now think ‘That would be a great name for an album’ would be a great name for an album.
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
22.
I still think that Atmosphere by Russ Abbot is the worst Joy Division cover I've ever heard.
— Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 10:04 AM
23.
Calling the bank teller ageist scum for not offering me a lollipop
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
24.
Apparently the serving size for chips is 10 chips
Listen, I eat 10 chips while deciding if I even want chips
— Jenn Tease (@datejtease.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 10:08 AM
25.
Studies show most people are unprepared for me to suddenly lunge at them
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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