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People have been sharing their favourite ‘mondegreens’ – 21 very hilarious examples of misheard lyrics

13.

‘The Eurythmics. “I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody’s looking for pumpkins”.’
MrHlk2020

14.

‘For years I thought the Clash sung I fought the LORD and the LORD won. I assumed they were a religious band…’
Competitive_Pen7192

15.

‘”I have to celebrate you baby, I have to praise you like a shoe” Fat boy slim. That’s how I’ve heard it since I was five.’
IhaveaDoberman

16.

‘Don’t go Jason Waterfalls.’
two_beards

17.

‘”I am human and I need to be wrong, just like everybody else does”. How Soon Is Now? by The Smiths

‘It’s actually loved instead of wrong afaik, but I like wrong there too.’
Krags

18.

‘My husband doesn’t have English as a first language and growing up, they sang ABBA as ‘gimme gimme gimme, a ladder for Christmas’ – he still insists that’s what it says!’
Rhubarb-Eater

19.

‘“Got a week old panther on my shoes” – Bee Gees, Stayin Alive.’
MedhaosUnite

20.

‘Blurting out “A Rubber Mexican Monkey” every time Get Lucky – Daft Punk comes on within a mile radius of me.’
callum__h28

21.

‘“Feed the World” was “Beano world” – everyone just got really excited about comics at Christmas time, made sense to me.’
kateykatey

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