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President Narcissus is plastering his own face on 2026 US passports, and American travellers are every bit as thrilled as you’d expect – 21 stamps of disapproval

Donald Trump has already put his name on the Kennedy Center, a Florida airport and the Bible, as well as having his signature on bank notes and his face on the Department of Justice, the Department of Labor, and a coin, so we’re in no way surprised to learn that he’ll feature on a 250th anniversary of Independence commemmorative passport, alongside the Founding Fathers.

Bulwark journalist Sam Stein had the scoop.

If ever a man needed to hear the words ‘No, sir’ from those around him, it’s this guy.

While there will always be a core group of red-hatted, Trump bitcoin-owning mugs wetting themselves at the prospect of having the orange felon on their travel documents, the majority of people rolled their eyes so hard they could briefly see their own brains.

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