President Narcissus is plastering his own face on 2026 US passports, and American travellers are every bit as thrilled as you’d expect – 21 stamps of disapproval
Donald Trump has already put his name on the Kennedy Center, a Florida airport and the Bible, as well as having his signature on bank notes and his face on the Department of Justice, the Department of Labor, and a coin, so we’re in no way surprised to learn that he’ll feature on a 250th anniversary of Independence commemmorative passport, alongside the Founding Fathers.
Bulwark journalist Sam Stein had the scoop.
EXCLUSIVE: State Dept. is finalizing a plan to put Trump's picture On U.S. passportshttps://t.co/pXdZJI1sfn
— Sam Stein (@samstein) April 28, 2026
https://t.co/yeBD8qJqS9 pic.twitter.com/L7QwK5RzQE
— Sam Stein (@samstein) April 28, 2026
If ever a man needed to hear the words ‘No, sir’ from those around him, it’s this guy.
While there will always be a core group of red-hatted, Trump bitcoin-owning mugs wetting themselves at the prospect of having the orange felon on their travel documents, the majority of people rolled their eyes so hard they could briefly see their own brains.
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the United States is becoming East North Korea https://t.co/nPonvpjNZP
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 28, 2026
2.
That'll bring down gas prices. https://t.co/FPUAFuxu33
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 28, 2026
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This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. 🤦🏼♀️ https://t.co/7aBWxfujTk
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) April 28, 2026
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New Trump Passport. This is not a joke. Is there a Special Envoy in charge of naming and getting Trump’s image on as many things as possible or does this nincompoop narcissist come up with all these ideas on his own? pic.twitter.com/Up6AxxobPk
— ▪️RICH BOONE▪️ (@opiedog8) April 28, 2026
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Every day, every fricking day, it’s something new with this narcissistic wannabe dictator. https://t.co/htcOEprO9e
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) April 28, 2026
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Having a jump scare every time I travel abroad and have to look at his picture?
Hard pass.
— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) April 28, 2026
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— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 28, 2026
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narcissism without limit https://t.co/KtHuMXTD7I
— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) April 28, 2026
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Got time for this nonsense, but can't do anything about inflation or wage growth https://t.co/GZLd2qGh5i
— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) April 28, 2026
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Absolutely fucking the country, left and right, while forcing his name and face onto literally everything (against people's will).
What a great job, voter's of America. And a big congrats to the media who wanted this outcome! https://t.co/A4AU9oXdvm
— Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 (@Wilson__Valdez) April 28, 2026
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I would ask why we need Trump's face on our passports, but that would be like asking a Peoples Temple member why they gotta move to Guyana.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) April 28, 2026