Weird World Billionaires sex

The ‘reverse-ageing’ billionaire tweeted about his partner’s ‘top one per cent vaginal microbiome’, and the jokes kept coming – 17 of the best

Poke Reporter. Updated April 30th, 2026

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Billionaires are a breed apart.

It isn’t that they’re born special, with the powers to climb the corporate ladder or tap into a vision of the world that other people simply don’t have. No, billionaires are different because having that much money means you can indulge whatever whim occurs to you.

They’re the adult version of a kid in the sweet shop with lots of sugar and no adults to put a limit on it.

Want to go to space? Let’s do it. How about bankrolling a felon and adjudicated rapist to get back into the White House? Why the hell not! Feel like calling a heroic diver a paedophile? The top lawyers can fix it so you can.

Tech billionaire and former Mormon Bryan Johnson’s particular poison is eternal youth, and we don’t mean he lives a healthy lifestyle and uses his money to take away the stresses that cause so many ageing conditions. Nope, B.J. goes the extra mile.

He has had transfusions of plasma from his own son to ‘reverse the ageing process’.

He’s moved his office into a hyperbaric chamber.

Johnson even tracked the nighttime activities of – well – his Johnson… and that of his then 19-year-old son.

To give credit – however scant – where it’s due, Bryan Johnson is an equal opportunies oversharer. What’s good for the men of the house is also good for his partner, Kate Tolo, which is why he posted these two tweets.

The first was TMI.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

The second went to levels of oversharing previously reserved for Russell Brand’s Great British Bake Off biscuits.

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

There was an infographic.

Image showing microbiome score of 100%, putting it in the top 1%

Thankfully, not only was Ms Tolo okay with his post, she was actively supportive of it for health reasons.

Hi everyone. Kate here… I know this seems unhinged, but oral sex isn’t talked about enough. Oral sex carries genuine risks. HSV-1 (oral herpes) can be transmitted to the genitals and vice versa. HPV passed through oral sex is now the leading cause of oropharyngeal cancers in the US (surpassing tobacco). And oral gonorrhea in particular is becoming antibiotic-resistant at alarming rates. The bacteria in saliva can also disrupt the vaginal microbiome, and studies have linked receptive oral sex to higher rates of bacterial vaginosis. Oral sex is great… the problem is that we don’t treat it seriously. People who would never skip a condom will go down on a new partner without a second thought. People don’t get tested for oral STIs…. or talk to partners about dental health, recent illness, or when they were last screened. It’s a public health gap. I’m grateful I have a partner who takes my health, his health, and our collective health seriously. Be safe lovely humans

An admirable aim, to be sure. However, it’s social media. Did they actually expect the public health aspect to be the main talking point? Well, it wasn’t.

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