The ‘reverse-ageing’ billionaire tweeted about his partner’s ‘top one per cent vaginal microbiome’, and the jokes kept coming – 17 of the best
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Everything I know about this guy, I know against my will 💀💀💀
— The Thing With Feathers (@merrystrwberry) April 30, 2026
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bro skipped the Instagram stalking and went straight to the Lactobacillus report https://t.co/r18KRjE0xH
— Weefo (@OneWifo) April 30, 2026
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https://t.co/2piKC2voJS pic.twitter.com/jrmrZ7OpCQ
— Dip Wheeler (@DipWheeler) April 30, 2026
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"That's funny..she never has a below average vaginal biome at home…." pic.twitter.com/aMNi2d03Hi
— Rule The Wasteland (@MongoAggression) April 30, 2026
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"Sorry Kate, we have to breakup"
"but..but..but why?"
"Your vaginal microbiome has fallen out of 1%"— MoneyBeets (@Money_Beets) April 30, 2026
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Oh my God he’s escalating the bit. https://t.co/n4UBAySjHs pic.twitter.com/lRwDTZ8aot
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) April 30, 2026
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https://t.co/0xpD0uiqHY pic.twitter.com/AWfATajI1W
— Peter Hague (@peterrhague) April 30, 2026
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That feeling when your boyfriend publicly talks about your vagina but says that it’s the top 1% of vaginas on Earth. pic.twitter.com/cwaWDCiBQS
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) April 30, 2026
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Kate's vagina just got into Harvard! https://t.co/VO2nBZUAQU
— JC Christopher (@JCChristopher) April 30, 2026
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A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. Bryan however…
Wow dude. https://t.co/PAwWzuQCX7
— Daniel 🦔 (@DanielW_Kiwi) April 30, 2026
A chef entered the chat.
And I thought my pineapple French toast was offensive
— Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel) April 30, 2026
You were right, Andrew. It was.
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