“What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that you still think about?” – 17 idiotic statements for the ages
10.
‘She once said sleep is just a suggestion.. like I still think about it every time I’m exhausted’
-peachyglowxoZ
11.
‘My stepmom when we were watching a John Candy movie: did he make that movie before he died?’
-VashtiVoden
12.
‘I had a woman working for me that was really religious and said they’ve never found fossils in the Grand Canyon so that proves evolution isn’t real. When I showed her proof that they had, in fact, found fossils in the Grand Canyon, she said, “Well, those were just planted there to confuse people”. Then, as she turned away said “Looks like Jesus won this one”. I couldn’t respond. You just can’t fight blind ignorance.’
-2EscapedCapybaras
13.
‘Maybe only funny at the time. In the 90s my son had spent the night with company. Rented Jurassic Park. The kid said, in all seriousness, “you know they didn’t use real dinosaurs.” We still bring it up when we need a laugh.’
-OkBasket8958
14.
‘Placing too many people on Guam will cause the island to capsize.’
-NPC261939
15.
‘A colleague once got caught sharing a secret they’d been entrusted with and said, completely serious:
‘“What’s the point of a secret if I can’t tell anyone?”’
‘I was speechless. Still am, actually.’
-Enough-Gap-8906
16.
‘A dude laughing and saying “but lesbians don’t have sex” in response to me talking about hooking up with another woman as if penetration is the only way to have sex…’
-Academic_Platypus334
17.
‘That seals are fish with gills and everything. This woman has a PhD.’
-After_Ask878
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