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Donald Trump says he may be too busy to go to Don Jr’s wedding this weekend, if you were wondering who to nominate for Father of the Year

As the UK prepares to enjoy a long weekend of DIY, barbecues, and complaining about the weather, the US is also getting a day off on Monday thanks to Memorial Day.

Donald Trump Jr, the eldest son of the Orange Buffoon, will be jetting off to the Bahamas with fiancée Bettina Anderson, where they will tie the knot.

At a press round-up in the Oval Office, Trump Snr was asked about the planned nuptials. His reply did nothing to quieten the ‘Trump doesn’t love his children’ discourse.

Junior’s big mistake was not having the wedding at a Trump golf resort, so Daddy could cheat his way around a swift nine holes before the speeches. He may well turn up, but his lack of enthusiasm caused much hilarity online.

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