Somebody asked about ‘really weird’ things people call their partners – 24 utterly bonkers, allegedly ‘affectionate’ nicknames

13.

‘I call my husband Beans. We were in Wickes the other day and he has now started calling me “common dense block” so here we are.’
–keg994

14.

‘She’s my Sexy zebra diesel generator… I know.’
–themattigan

15.

‘Beef, bee, meat, face, it, crow, crab, goose, honk, or any word but with the first sound changed to “gr”… the list goes on and seems to be added to and taken away from constantly.

‘The idea of calling each other by our actual names is horrifying. It just doesn’t happen unless we’re around other people, and even then it feels odd.’
–MrsWaltonGoggins

16.

‘I called her Tony Pizza. It evolved into Pizza Tony because it rolls off the tongue better.’
–Ambitious-Win-9408

17.

‘Loddy, Sloddy, Slod, Slipper, Snade, Slipshod, Whipper, Dipper, Flipsy, Mr Slip N Slide, Lodge, Modge… more variants of.’
–murrayflew

18.

‘Anything other than his real name. Johnathan, Joseph, Richard, Christopher, John Von Cucumber. He will respond to them all.’
–CheezyVonHooHaa

19.

‘My partner is Italian, we each call each other “schifo”, it literally means “disgusting/ disgust” haha. I use it so much that I find it weird using his real name.’
–Reasonable-Donkey474

20.

”Trash panda’ due to the unhinged way she opens things. Like tearing packaging apart like the alien chest-burst scene.’
–sailormikey

21.

‘Butt-munching scuzzbucket. I can’t even recall why I started calling him that, but it’s been 25 years.’
–Soggy_Detective_4737

22.

‘My husband calls me every mish mash of words under the sun but “Fish Blanket” is the one I get called the most for honestly reasons unknown.

‘Honourable mentions: ‘Titty Goblin’ and ‘Banana Rocket’.’
–Elliebean1317

23.

‘Peasnoot. A restaurant opened near us and the menu was full of spelling mistakes.

‘We were crying reading the menu online so we ended up booking in. I asked for everything exactly as it was written on menu with my best straight face.

‘Ended up calling each other the various words but that one stuck.’
–hyper-casual

24.

‘I call my husband of 23 years ‘Satan’s left testicle’, but only when I like him.’
–LettusLeafus

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