Just 21 jaw dropping ‘bargains’ featured on the ‘Insane Facebook Marketplace Items’ Twitter account

We all love a bargain. And while it’s certainly true that you can find some good deals on Facebook’s in-house Marketplace, there are also a lot of more questionable items for sale.

The wonderful Twitter account Insane Facebook Marketplace Items has been keeping a record of some of the more bizarre goods to appear there, and it’s a true Aladdin’s Cave of crazy tat.

Black bear penis pen holder, anyone?

1.

Cookie monster bike ($1,234) pic.twitter.com/obVIvhkBiQ

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) June 11, 2026

2.

“Cock” handmade stained glass mosaic with lights in 5x7in frame ($100) pic.twitter.com/uoKE6ITtp5

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) June 11, 2026

3.

Lemonade For Parties,Reunions Any Events ($175) pic.twitter.com/WBcKyiGeKC

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) June 10, 2026

4.

I know what it looks like but it’s not ($10) pic.twitter.com/Vy58YvfVtT

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) June 10, 2026

5.

Lot of 25 pairs of mannequin legs! ($200) pic.twitter.com/jeETLIbK1E

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) June 10, 2026

6.

Michael Jackson And Blanket ($400) pic.twitter.com/lyLJOXbtAd

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) June 8, 2026

7.

Steeple ($1,000) pic.twitter.com/XiPxmKg1kz

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) June 4, 2026

8.

Pillow ($35) pic.twitter.com/aX4j3mIZBY

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) May 25, 2026

9.

Hand made upside down portal ($80) pic.twitter.com/vFfDCptzt7

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) May 20, 2026

10.

Grimykids x rocket rese tower denim ($300) pic.twitter.com/hVFPX9vani

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) May 19, 2026

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Handmade Knitted Anatomy Art (Frog & Rat) – Unique Oddities Decor ($80) pic.twitter.com/j9nJKVRyaE

— insane facebook marketplace items (@insanemrktplace) April 13, 2026