Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13.

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

— josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99) June 11, 2026

14.

Say what you will about Ham Radio but it's definitely the most delicious-sounding of the weirdo hobbies.

— Horatio Quartzjixler (@Quartzjixler) June 10, 2026

15.

some fucker right in front of me bought the last 3 steak bakes pic.twitter.com/7RvgXSvSEx

— Jason Reid (@JasonReidx) June 11, 2026

16.

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599 pic.twitter.com/nsMxu5ST0z

— ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) June 9, 2026

17.

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) June 9, 2026

18.

When you have a cat, you get really good at identifying objects by what they sound like falling off a shelf.

— ℯ (@AbakpaJob) June 10, 2026

19.

Hotel air conditioners are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

— Softboy (@softboywin) June 10, 2026

20.

With my luck

I'll be reincarnated as me

— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) June 9, 2026

21.

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call* pic.twitter.com/qjoYWVlYSN

— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) June 9, 2026

22.

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) June 8, 2026

23.

“I love your outfit…

It’s very 2016” pic.twitter.com/HWZwRsOm77

— Grace (@graceyldn) June 7, 2026

24.

Went to see a faith healer show today. He was rubbish- even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out.

— Robert Wilkinson (@robertwlk) June 7, 2026

25.

Nobody is a more proud and patriotic American, than someone trying to explain to a bartender in Edinburgh why they are actually Scottish.

— Granite Man (@GraniteDhuine) June 9, 2026

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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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