25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
INTERVIEWER: any questions about the job
ME: what is your stance on AI
INTERVIEWER: that’s a great question! your stance is very important if you’re a golfer. here are some tutorials that may help
— FROVO (@frovo.bsky.social) 24 June 2026 at 21:34
14.
An urban legend is just a legend that enjoys hip-hop.
15.
Hello and welcome to Season 9 of Law & Order. Good news! Another extremely beautiful model has joined the district attorney's office. Here's the twist: she wants to kill every defendant.
— Josh Sawyer (@jesawyer.bsky.social) 29 June 2026 at 02:14
16.
"bitcoin"??? you mean "improv dollars?"
— alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) 28 June 2026 at 20:43
17.
"What if the Pringles tube opened at both ends?" may be the highest thought I've ever had sober.
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 28 June 2026 at 21:46
18.
This just said SPRING WATER earlier.
— Neil (@enanem.bsky.social) 28 June 2026 at 22:44
19.
(scoffing) water is a terrible material for building a shed
— Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) 29 June 2026 at 03:03
20.
I hope the next bond markets are women
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) 29 June 2026 at 11:33
21.
— MꙬse Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) 29 June 2026 at 12:43
22.
When I die, go through the restaurant apps on my phone and claim all the stuff I earned with my points.
— Pizza Las Vegas (@muyrando.bsky.social) 28 June 2026 at 22:00
23.
the jungle isn’t as welcoming as i was led to believe
— raindro (@raindro.bsky.social) 28 June 2026 at 21:26
24.
true love is never having to say "when" as your partner sprinkles the grated parm
— Marjorie James Keenan (@unenthusiast.com) 28 June 2026 at 21:03
25.
Me: That's a lovely dog, where did you get him?
Friend: He's a retired police sniffer dog.
M: Ummm…what was he trained to sniff? Just out of curiosity.
F: Drugs…
M: Okay, you need to leave.
F:…and cadavers.
M:…GET. OUT.— Nick Pettigrew (@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social) 30 June 2026 at 16:49
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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