25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
It’s all go. There’s yet another heatwave, Clacton is just a day from casting its vote, Andy Burnham is going to fight a Lost Mary in a car park. Okay, maybe not that last one, but if Farage can fight a bin, who knows?
In less dramatic news, it’s time for our Wednesday round-up of Bluesky’s funniest posts. We found some comedy gold, so – like Scrooge McDuck – let’s dive in.
1.
Did we all know about this? When did he retrain?
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman.bsky.social) 10 August 2026 at 19:18
2.
Dad learned not to leave pliers laying around the same day I learned the tooth fairy isn’t real
— Braden Serkas (@portmanteauface.bsky.social) 10 August 2026 at 23:02
3.
Backstreet Boys: I don’t care who you are, where you’re from, what you did as long as you love m-
Officer: she murdered eight people
Backstreet Boys: (subdued harmonizing) oh no
— Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ (@coldwolf615.bsky.social) 11 August 2026 at 02:36
4.
“That’ll be £11.86 please"
"Ok hang on, mate – I've got a shedload of coupons here. These six are for 50p off the loaves, and one's half price on the fish"
Christ the Redeemer.
5.
This is a crisis. For pity's sake, save water in England! If the drought gets any worse there's a real risk that Lenny Henry, Bob Geldof and Bono will show up with a film crew.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) 11 August 2026 at 10:52
6.
Someone in a meeting today referred to a conversation as an 'Information share' and I believe this may be my supervillain origin story.
— TechnicallyRon (@technicallyron.bsky.social) 11 August 2026 at 16:10
7.
Jean-Paul Sartre died in 1980. Incredible to think he may have seen the film “Every Which Way But Loose”.
— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) 10 August 2026 at 21:23
8.
the prosecution rests, your honour
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 11 August 2026 at 07:04
9.
Some people think it's depressing to eat a whole pepperoni pizza by yourself on a Saturday night but those are the exact people I don't invite to share my pizza.
— SeaTea (@tierno158.bsky.social) 9 August 2026 at 04:31
10.
GIRLFRIEND: I'm breaking up with you
ME: Is it because I have a pet spider called Andrew Lloyd Webber
HER: Yes. Yes it is
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) 9 August 2026 at 12:01
11.
Them: It doesn’t cost anything to be nice.
Me: Yes, but being a jerk is free too.
— John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) 9 August 2026 at 17:11
12.
Love how the author of genesis left so much out of the story but took the time to explain why women get periods
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) 9 August 2026 at 18:45