This man changed his name to something extraordinary to defeat the system
This guy has changed his name to something utterly ridiculous just to mess with the people who have to read it out in court.
“I found myself appearing in magistrates courts quite a lot, quite regularly”, says this lovely chap who we won’t name just yet.
“And I thought it would lighten proceedings quite a lot if I had a long and difficult name which not only I could say in court but they would be obliged to repeat back at me as well”, he continues.
“So I changed my name to… Oddsocksmcweirdoeltuttifruttifartohellohippotamusbum”
WOW!
“Now, six months later I decided that this maybe wasn’t quite dignified enough so I changed it again…”