UK to ban ‘non-conventional’ pornography: the best 6 funny internet reactions

“Web users in the UK will be banned from accessing websites portraying a range of nonconventional sexual acts, under a little discussed clause to a government bill currently going through parliament.” according to The Guardian today.

Quite what “nonconventional sexual acts” acts are is anyone’s guess – and we imagine a favourite pass-time of your average Tory MP, but you’re here for the Twitter gags and here’s the best six:

1.

Source: Twitter/@MrPointyHead

2.

Theresa May can pry my unconventional pornography from my cold, dead anus.

— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) November 23, 2016

3.

"UK to censor online videos of 'non-conventional sex acts'" pic.twitter.com/gI85xBbSyM

— Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) November 23, 2016

4.

"Government approved conventional pornography" is the least sexy set of words I've ever heard.

— Holly Nielsen (@nielsen_holly) November 23, 2016

5.

Source: twitter.com/shoutsatcows

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My face when I heard the government are going to start censoring non conventional sex acts online pic.twitter.com/slM55uWmOF

— Carl Donnelly (@CarlDonnelly) November 23, 2016

Anyway. Look guys. Banning porn is GOOD. Everyone is so fucking jaded because everything is so available.

It’ll make seeing an ankle thrilling again.

Mmmm. Ankles.