14 jokes that are the best thing since sliced bread for #BritishSandwichWeek

Much like sharks, the British sandwich is celebrated for a whole week, and this is that week. In its honour, here are 14 jokes about sandwiches that made us eat our packed lunch early.

1.

https://twitter.com/craiguito/status/977599903282188288

2.

My pet peeve is sandwiches not being buttered to the edges of the bread. That, and the howling existential void that makes a cruel mockery of all human endeavour.#BritishSandwichWeek

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 21, 2018

3.

opening a sandwich/bdsm shop called “Dom’s Subs”

— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) May 22, 2018

4.

https://twitter.com/AndreTheViking/status/704229763905359872

5.

Just the best dancing sandwiches. pic.twitter.com/cFkzlkaeQS

— Paul (@bingowings14) April 19, 2016

6.

<God creating food>

"Ok cress, how's this – YOU will be sold with the dirt STILL ON"

"Err ok. Can I go in all sandwiches?"

"No. Only egg"

— Jason (@NickMotown) May 28, 2016

7.

to make a 'rustic' sandwich, simply make a normal sandwich and put it on a plank

— tom freethestones (@freethestones) November 27, 2012