22 ways to scare the English using just 4 words
Over on Twitter, someone started a hashtag asking people to #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words and they really dug deep to oblige. Some of these things are completely terrifying – and not just for the English.
This is what started it all.
These were the 22 most likely to scare the English.
1. A threat to a national treasure
#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words David Attenborough is trending
— shurrupmum (@shurrupmum) October 13, 2018
2. Substandard tea
The tea is microwaved #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/2xMm0VraX7
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) October 13, 2018
3. Just when you thought he was gone for good
Toilet-roll wrong way round #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/mYJb0sR2SG
— Mark Cockerton Don’t Visit Rwanda (@CockertonMark) October 13, 2018
4. A shortage of pasties
https://twitter.com/punka1977/status/1051182220638150656
5. Is she …undead?
Thatcher's grave is empty. #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— David Southwell (@cultauthor) October 14, 2018
6. Messing with tradition
Alcohol free wedding reception #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Tiny Reb (@bachruck) October 13, 2018
7. Spoiling the Sunday dinner
Roast dinner without gravy.#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 13, 2018
8. Scottish nationalism south of the border
NE Hampshire – SNP Gain #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words
— Above Average Dad (@ScotsFox71) October 13, 2018
9. Stop messing with our sweets
#ScareTheEnglishIn4Words The Toblerone goes Square pic.twitter.com/U3g8hiwqBN
— Les Kellett (@WhiskyGalore0) October 13, 2018
10. The future of the NHS?
11. Annoying machines
Unexpected item, Bagging area #ScareTheEnglishIn4Words pic.twitter.com/jDbxX3ySii
— Tej Singh (@TejTejTej) October 13, 2018