This guy had 12 tips ‘how to be a beautiful woman’ and the takedowns were simply gorgeous
Here’s someone called Alexander J.A Cortes, a trainer, writer and speaker whose daily newsletter will help you ‘learn the tools to optimise your life’s performance’.
The only reason we mention him is because he’s also got 12 handy tips for women who want to be beautiful. And here they are.
How to be a Beautiful Woman
– Be thin
– Be able to cook
– Have long hair
– Wear make-up
– Be feminine
– Be graceful
– Be Sensual
– Shave (should without saying)
– Be fashionable
– Wear pink and feminine colors
– Love men
– Listen to menStay classy ladies!
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
And if he was expecting it to get a certain sort of response, well, at least he wasn’t disappointed. You won’t be either.
1.
You forgot to add “must smile often”.
— Julie (@julieafdavis) 21 February 2019
Damnt, I totally did
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) 21 February 2019
I wasn’t talking to you, Walmart Fabio.
— Julie (@julieafdavis) 22 February 2019
2.
How To Find A Beautiful Woman
-Take criteria you have to impress other men and throw them away
-Treat women with respect not in the hopes you might get sex but because it’s kind, it’s decent, it’s right
-Find a woman who loves you for you and you love her for her
-There she is— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) 22 February 2019
3.
“How to be attractive” advice from this guy. pic.twitter.com/fUXGAaQEUa
— rednorsk (@rednorsk) 22 February 2019
4.
— Jesus Christ (@SonOfGodAndMan) 22 February 2019
5.
Blogger, Life Coach, AND a newsletter?
He’s hot.
— rednorsk (@rednorsk) 22 February 2019
6.
DUDE. DO U ACTUALLY ASK THE WAITER FOR EXTRA WATER (UNTOUCHED) AND AN EXTRA PLATE AND STUFF TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE UR ON A DATE??? pic.twitter.com/jM6yTKe24p
— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) 22 February 2019
7.
Damn and here I was thinking my wife was beautiful without like any of these
— Efran (@EfranManzz) 21 February 2019
8.
Alex is this how you would write a novel? pic.twitter.com/ZpuO6GbGqS
— FancyPants (@fancypantsnurs) 22 February 2019
9.
How to be a tool
– Write tweets like this
The End
— ghost dog. (@JeetoCheesus) 22 February 2019
10.
Lets play who wore it best pic.twitter.com/oc3QlOmGao
— Dave (@pittdave13) 22 February 2019
11.
How’s the weather back there in 1950?
— Rob Sheridan ECCC (@rob_sheridan) 22 February 2019