This guy had 12 tips ‘how to be a beautiful woman’ and the takedowns were simply gorgeous
12.
How to look like a man:
-don’t have long hair
— Brenna Spencer (@BrennaSpencer) 22 February 2019
13.
@hellagoeseast How to be a beautiful man:
-Be ripped (preferably over 200 lb but under 20% body fat)
-Be taller than 6’2″
-Know how to chop down a tree and make a table out of materials only found in the forest
-Use only man products
-Be quiet
-Don’t talk
-Go extinctYou did it!
— Sabrina Fields (@Sabrinaafields) 22 February 2019
14.
How to be a beautiful man part II:
– Never shave. Grow a beard like a gorilla.
– Lift only the heaviest weights
– Wash yourself using only sap from a tree you cut down yourself
– Communicate using only grunts
– Make $500k minimum
– Spend all of your free time woodworking— sera (@hellagoeseast) 22 February 2019
15.
— mombie♀️ (@cowlovinmama) 22 February 2019
16.
Did he tuck his hair into his jacket and now it’s coming out of his sleeves?
— Just Win, Maybe? (@Daknob) 23 February 2019
17.
How to be a handsome man
– jacked
– able to cook
– proper hair cut
– clean, presentable & fashionable
-masculine – (even in pink)
– lithe, fit
-sensual ( without being ridiculous)
-solvent
-clean shaven
-Love & listen to women.
Get classy gentlemen!— Amanda ZZ© (@AmandaZZ100) 21 February 2019
18.
You’re a bellend
— Keegan Hirst (@KeeganHirst) 22 February 2019
19.
Not art.
— Art Or Not Art (@artdecider) 22 February 2019
20.
Well I for one am absolutely shattered that my dream of having a man who looks like he uses his own tears as lubricant love me will never come to fruition. This is truly a dark day.
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) 22 February 2019
21.
— ive lost the plot if not the passion for the novel (@Eldritchipster) 22 February 2019
Big Al wasn’t letting it lie, however.
Based on these replies, a lot of you poor women sound like you’re under fucked
That is unfortunate
If you follow the lessons on the list, you can become a woman that Masculine men are attracted to
Contact me to learn how to be beautiful https://t.co/zNvAjrqfeC
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) 21 February 2019
He really wasn’t letting it go …
I have a personal policy that I only talk to women who are 8+s on a 10 scale
so if I ignore your reply, don’t feel bad
you can probably upgrade yourself if you follow the roadmap that I’ve given you
Beauty can always be learned
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) 21 February 2019
If the whole thing is an elaborate pisstake then all we can say is by the looks of his website he’s gone in deep. Very deep.
To conclude …
— Merry Death (@ohheymeredith) 22 February 2019
