‘Quote this tweet with something only a British person could relate to’ – 17 funny favourites
It began when someone called @hol0801 on Twitter asked this.
quote this tweet with something only a british person could relate to
— hol🦋 (@hol0801) February 20, 2020
And there were lots of great responses. Here are 17 favourites, most of which we instantly recognised but some of them – we have to admit – took a little longer. And one of them, well, see how you do.
1.
I didn’t call you baldy, baldy https://t.co/X2dswD9W4r
— tom mcgarry (@thomas_mcgarry) February 25, 2020
2.
David’s dead https://t.co/H2EhLmkSO2
— Amy (@amydriverx) February 22, 2020
3.
If my grandmother had wheels she would of been a bike https://t.co/WemFZTYkwU
— D ⚡️ (@DaniEmilyx) February 24, 2020
4.
It’s like Blackpool illuminations in here https://t.co/16aDbnkyWB
— Matty (@MattyyPlummer) February 28, 2020
5.
you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a moviedownloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME. https://t.co/iqT5pz87lJ— taylor (@taylorlnrd) February 20, 2020
6.
chicken bhuna lamb bhuna prawn bhuna mushroom rice a bag of chips keema naan and nine poppadoms https://t.co/PsVTqaiarR
— lewis (@lewisa95) February 24, 2020
7.
https://twitter.com/pastaisdick/status/1230606065785622528?s=20
8.
DIVORCED BEHEADED DIED DIVORCED BEHEADED SURVIVE https://t.co/Q4sJuNHda9
— Tom (@thomasswfc) February 22, 2020
9.
Karen, Karen I’ve got a cat with no pulse here, I need adrenaline and an IV line quick as you can please https://t.co/QoUN4tIIe2
— Tom Tivey (@TomTivey) February 20, 2020